Kidnappers and prison wardens who give their victims gifts? The only reason to explain that behavior is to assume that they want something from us.

And I refuse to be bribed into helping you, Scientists. Or be tricked into eating any of your food. It could be poisoned, or have some sort of tracking agent -

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What is this nonsense? Who has taken me from the temple?! Have you no shame to kidnap a monk?

[The person behind the angry voice huffs, displeased. In case you hadn't noticed before now.]

I have no time for this. I have a temple to run. You will return me immediately!

[There's a mix between a sigh and a grumble, and quieter:]

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There is a man in my bed.

This is - I don't even - I -

GET OUT OF MY BED.

[ooc: THIS SHIT IS ALSO BACKDATED LOL FFFF]

A red coat....?

...are there nudists aboard this boat?

[ooc: TAGS IN THE MORNING]

What is this nonsense? Who has taken me from the temple? Have you no shame to kidnap a monk?

I care not what your problems are. I have no time for you! You will return me immediately!

If only I could say this was unheard of.